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Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger

September 20th, 2017 · No Comments

Associated Press•September 20, 2017
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — Police in Colorado are looking for a jogger they say is repeatedly interrupting her runs to defecate in public in one neighborhood.

Cathy Budde says she was first alerted to the woman she’s dubbed “The Mad Pooper” by her children, who caught the jogger in the act weeks ago. Budde tells KKTV-TV (http://bit.ly/2xO8JPl ) the woman apologized after she questioned her. But she says the jogger has left something behind on her runs at least once a week for the past seven weeks.

Police have asked Budde to take pictures of the woman so they can try to identify her. Budde has put up a sign asking the woman to stop. She says there are public restrooms in the area.

Police Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti calls the case “uncharted territory.”

OKAY, SO WHERE SHALL WE GO WITH THIS????? SHOULD WE FIND A COMPROMISE HERE AND ASK THE JOGGER TO CARRY DOG CRAP BAGS? BUT THEN THERE IS THE ISSUE OF INDECENT EXPOSURE… SO MAYBE SHE WOULD HIDE BEHIND A BUSH… OUT OF SIGHT AND USE A BAG? THE OTHER OPTION IS AN ADULT DIAPER, WHICH SHOULD SOLVE THE TRICK…

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