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Man, unhappy with ex-wife, buys house next to her and puts up gigantic middle finger statue

November 19th, 2013 · No Comments

By | Odd NewsMon, Nov 18, 2013

 

This story is one that warms the blackened, icy hearts of the Odd News team. In Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, Alan Markovitz, not satisfied with expressing his distaste for his ex-wife in just words, has bought and moved into a home that sits right next door to a house that’s occupied by…his ex-wife. That’s funny enough, but as WJBK Fox 2 points out, the cherry on top of this cupcake is an almost 12-foot high statue of a middle finger Markovitz put in his back yard, pointed toward his former love and her new boyfriend.

The statue, seen in daylight. (WJBK/Lenka Tuohy)

Oh! Oh! And also! It has a spotlight that illuminates it during the evening.

The statue, during the evening. (WJBK/Lenka Tuohy)

Fox 2 wasn’t able to get the ex-wife on the horn, but did speak with Markovitz. He told them that the plan was to get even with the new boyfriend, because two had allegedly had an affair while she was still married to our favorite art patron. He also told them that it wasn’t his intention for this to be public and that it only spread after his ex-wife’s daughter posted a picture on her Twitter account.

A private message, however, would be out of character for Mr. Markovitz. He’s quite the deal in Detroit. As this Deadline Detroit article summarizes in its first paragraph, “He’s been shot twice, and he once was the target of a murder contract. He wrote an autobiography and bought and sold 11 local topless clubs…He once used a chimp in an act with predictably strange results.” And that’s not it.

Fox 2 asked a very good question: is this legal? Their legal analyst Charlie Langton says “Unless this city has some ordinance, that prevents these kind of fingers from being illegal of some kind – no! You could have a statue, some people might call it art, I don’t know, but there’s nothing illegal about it…I know it doesn’t look good, but there’s nothing illegal about it. Get over it!”

 

THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE STORIES THAT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.    JUST ONE QUESTION… WHAT DOES THIS MEAN: “HE ONCE USED A CHIMP IN AN ACT WITH PREDICTABLY STRANGE RESULTS.”?

 

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