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Entries from September 2013

Chinese tourists warned not to pick noses or urinate in public

September 27th, 2013 · No Comments

Published: Wednesday, 2 Oct 2013 | 7:22 AM ET By: Holly Ellyatt | Assistant Producer, CNBC.com As an increasing number of Chinese people travel abroad, the Chinese authorities have issued instructions how to be “civilized” tourists, with an illustrated list of dos and don’ts to ensure tourists don’t give the country a bad name. China’s [...]

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2 British men sentenced for Oompa Loompa attack

September 26th, 2013 · No Comments

LONDON (AP) — Two men have been sentenced in a British court for attacking a man while they were dressed as Oompa Loompas. Louis Gelinas and Matthew Wright pleaded guilty to “affray” — or disturbing the peace — at an earlier hearing for their role in the attack in December 2012 that left a 28-year-old [...]

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OJ Cookie Bust: Simpson Caught Hiding Prison Desserts in Shirt

September 25th, 2013 · No Comments

Thursday, 26 Sep 2013 10:47 AM By Clyde Hughes Former NFL Hall of Famer O.J. Simpson, a former murder suspect and convicted robber, was recently accused of stealing cookies from the cafeteria of Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center. A source told The National Enquirer that that guards busted Simpson, 66, after he tried to conceal more [...]

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Man has penis amputated due to’ Viagra overdose’

September 25th, 2013 · No Comments

GIGANTE, Colombia, Sept. 19 (UPI) — A man from southern Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on the erectile disfunction medication Viagra, officials said. The 66-year-old man from Gigante, whose name has not been released, told a local newspaper that he intentionally overdosed on Viagra to impress his new girlfriend, [...]

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Piglet’s tumble off slaughter truck saves his bacon

September 19th, 2013 · No Comments

BROSSARD, Quebec, Sept. 24 (UPI) — A piglet’s accidental tumble off the back of a slaughterhouse truck truly saved his Canadian bacon, an animal shelter owner said. Quebec provincial police were patrolling Highway 30 near Brossard Wednesday when they were called by motorists who saw the piglet walking down the side of the road. Other [...]

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Scary Clown Terrorizes British Town

September 12th, 2013 · No Comments

By By Benjamin Radford, LiveScience’s Bad Science Columnist | LiveScience.com – Wed, Sep 18, 2013 A mysterious and sinister clown has been sighted prowling the streets of Northampton, U.K., causing both curiosity and concern. Nocturnal sightings of the face-painted fiend — widely dubbed The Northampton Clown — began earlier this month. The clown has not [...]

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A Plea for Caution From Russia by Vladimir V. Putin

September 10th, 2013 · No Comments

What Putin Has to Say to Americans About Syria By VLADIMIR V. PUTIN Published: September 11, 2013 MOSCOW — RECENT events surrounding Syria have prompted me to speak directly to the American people and their political leaders. It is important to do so at a time of insufficient communication between our societies. Relations between us [...]

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Man in Colo. accused of drunken horseback ride

September 10th, 2013 · No Comments

BOULDER, Colo. (AP) — University of Colorado police have arrested a 45-year-old man suspected of going on a drunken horseback ride through the city of Boulder. Police spokesman Ryan Huff tells The Daily Camera (http://bit.ly/18K6Yvs ) that witnesses saw the man hit his horse and then occasionally wander into traffic near the school Monday afternoon. [...]

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Blind people are granted gun permits in Iowa??????? really????????

September 10th, 2013 · No Comments

The Associated Press DES MOINES, Iowa—Iowa law enforcement officials are debating the wisdom of granting gun permits to blind people. The Des Moines Register reports ( http://dmreg.co/15O9I83) that Iowa law doesn’t allow sheriffs to deny a permit to carry a gun in public based on physical ability. Some sheriffs have been granting gun permits to [...]

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